February 2012
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Watch
today my mom was like
and I was like
HERE’S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE
one night and one more poop
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POOP
TASTES LIKE YOU
ONLY SWEETER
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NO MATTER WHAT I DO
ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YOU
EVEN WHEN I’M WITH MY BOO
YOU KNOW I’M CRAZY OVER POO
screamsaboutregret replied to your post: “tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air” …
OH MY GOD.
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“tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air”
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YOU DON’T
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Kendra and I were in chorus in middle school and one of the songs we did was You’ll Be In My Heart from Tarzan and we were like
YOOOUUUU’LLLLL BEEE INNNNN MYYY BUUUTTTTT
and it was the funniest thing
screamsaboutregret replied to your photoset: recycle bin things + shit if I know what is going…
here’s my number so call me maybe??
if those weren’t from January I’d say yes
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it’s been a long time since I’ve emptied my recycle bin and there are pictures of Precious kill me
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elizabethkate replied to your photo: BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE
GPOY
once I get started I just can’t stop
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the only Alex I ever refer to as just Alex is Singer
O
K
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boyyyys!
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michelleol:
Carly Rae Jepsen | Call Me Maybe
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my head hurts from redoing my theme so tell me you like it, fuckers.
that’s all I needed djfksd I’m changing my theme and I needed to make sure it looked right because I’ve had themes do some weird shit before
herloveismyreligion replied to your post: who wants to be my new favorite person and photo…
THANK YOU
who wants to be my new favorite person and photo reply this with a screen cap of this blog
http://h-master.tumblr.com/
GUYS
GUYS I WANT A RACCOON DOG
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oh my god
so my brother just got home from his friend’s house
and whoever drove him here dropped him off in front of the house and started beeping and my brother doesn’t knock on doors he BANGS ON THEM
and I was so scared because I didn’t know he was coming home djdjfjfgs
one time I filled up my whole kitchen with smoke while trying to microwave some chicken but you know that’s not the point really
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reasons why EVERYTHING should be microwavable
I just had to make my own supper in the oven
I’m afraid of the oven
and then I had to rummage around in a drawer full of sharp objects for a pizza cutter that I never ended up finding
I NEED AN ADULT
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I want to go back to sleep but I slept until 1:30 today