March 2012
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intoxikatelyn:
notstupidtumblrurl replied to your post: the boy I used to have a crush on made a post on…
He’s deaf, blind, and a complete idiot for making that reference.
well I always knew he was a complete idiot but
Who was it? Pray tell?
you probably don’t know him he lives in Dighton and I only know him because his grandmother lives down the street from mine
notstupidtumblrurl replied to your post: the boy I used to have a crush on made a post on…
He’s deaf, blind, and a complete idiot for making that reference.
well I always knew he was a complete idiot but
the boy I used to have a crush on made a post on facebook that said “When it comes to the perception of my shit I’m Helen Keller”
I don’t
understand
I CAN’T SEE MY DASHBOARD
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I was originally gonna do it blue but then people started dying their hair red because of that boy in my grade who has cancer (his favorite color is red) so I did it red and I am so in love with it
smileorfall replied to your photo: before + after (Taken with instagram)
so cool!
angelwithanerfgun replied to your photo: before + after (Taken with instagram)
LOOKS SO COOL! LOVE IT!
thank you!!!!
February 2012
I don’t recommend putting Texas toast in the microwave
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So when I went to see The Cab the other week,
screamsaboutregret:
changethewayitsalwaysbeen:
Alex DeLeon walked by everyone standing in line.
He just started casually scratching his ass.
With perfect timing, Kc retorted with, “HE TOUCHED THE BUTT.”
LOL.
what the fuck is wrong with me tonight earlier today I was laughing hysterically at everything and now I can’t stop crying
my head hurts my heart hurts I should just go to bed but I can’t bring myself to
Anonymous asked: What did patrick say?
I feel like I’m gonna throw up.
there are so many of us who appreciate everything Patrick does. it bums me out so much that we’ve gotten lost among all the negative stuff. what’s the point of being so negative anyway? where exactly is that going to get you in life?
I just had a meltdown and now I’m crying because Patrick and I don’t know what to do
my lower back is sore what did I do to it
I had a dream last night that I met Pete Wentz
and I told my brother to take a picture of us with my iPod
but he couldn’t figure it out
and Pete was laughing at him
also we were at a playground
well when I say kids they’re not actually kids but they’re her offspring so same thing
speaking of Portuguese
we found an apartment that we’re moving into toward the end of March and there’s an old Portuguese lady who lives in the apartment on the first floor and she and her three kids met with my mom yesterday and she gave my mom fried dough to bring home for my brother and me so I’m already okay with this whole moving thing because food
I don’t speak a word of Portuguese but I just found a Portuguese song in record time
what do you mean that song isn’t available in my country THIS IS AMERICA
everything is funny to me right now
I can’t stop laughing about I gotta poop yo and my mom is like ………
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idontcareifheavenwonttakemeback replied to your post: one of the only things I distinctly remember from…
how would he know if octopuses don’t smile
I would smile if I were an octopus.
one of the only things I distinctly remember from kindergarten was one time we were all coloring octopuses and I drew a smiley face on this one kid’s octopus and he got really mad because octopuses don’t smile
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Watchintergalacticthighs:
I CANJWRHBT BREATHABEFHEB LIFEAKSDBALRETWRNHT
angelwithanerfgun replied to your post: I think I really just want to be friends with…
the * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just being honest
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I think I really just want to be friends with everyone* but I’m too shy and not everyone is so nice
together-we-fall replied to your post: together-we-fall replied to your post: there’s…
Or you could try mating calls. Those always work.
I want to be his FRIEND Kendra
when we were little Kendra told me she was a witch and I believed her for a long time
together-we-fall replied to your post: there’s this kid who sits at a table alone at…
Ask him if he like pineapples.
useful advice courtesy of my best friend Kendra
there’s this kid who sits at a table alone at lunch and he never looks lonely or sad or anything so maybe he doesn’t mind being alone but he reminds me of myself for that reason and that makes me want to be his friend so bad but I’m too shy and I just don’t know how
oh man I’m hungry
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